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Bongo Lewi

Bongo Lewi

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Aggressively pursuing varmint-cong. It takes a lot of training and discipline. To defeat the enemy you have to think like a squirrel.
Then he has a serious malfunction. Will he go to his sidearm? Whoops! Empty holster. He forgot it!
 
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Racer88 said:
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Seriously... I'd get a running start. Better if the cart is full of heavy groceries.
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So there I was....

Walking around downtown Portland OR on a date when a white teenage street rat who dresses like he's homeless but is wearing $150 Nike's asks me for a cigarette. I dont smoke. I just ignore him. Evidently offended by me ignoring him, he grabs my pants leg as I walk by and wants to know if I can spare a couple of bucks. Delivering a roundhouse kick to his head, I asked if any of his friends were also interested in a nap. No takers.

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These punks pretending to be homeless are everywhere in downtown Portland. The spawn of hippie parents. Co-mingled with homeless nut jobs and junkies. Incredible nuisance. On every street corner. After a brief silence, my date said, He's just a kid. I said, Now he's a kid who understands consequences.
 
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Bongo Lewi said:
I would kick a 40 yard field goal with this guys head.
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Racer88 said:
Seriously... I'd get a running start. Better if the cart is full of heavy groceries.
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Yup, 4 cases of water and I'd ride the shopping cart right into them like a bowling ball... :devilish:
And yes, I ride shopping carts. 🤡 ;) Why take 2 minutes to walk to your car when you can take only 30 seconds... :unsure:
 
Bear spray. I firmly believe in dispensing intense pain to the shit for brains that do things like this - in a non-lethal way. Same goes for those who block traffic. Bear spray is extremely strong. They will get out of your way.

I keep a can in my car.
 
I would politely tell the store manager that the group gets removed or his store will not get any more customers. Real threat or not, social media can kill a business.

"Such-n-such store would rather you go somewhere else since they hired a bunch of people to block the aisles"

Either that or accidentally on purpose run over as many as I can with a full cart me
 
Curmudgeon said:
I would politely tell the store manager that the group gets removed or his store will not get any more customers. Real threat or not, social media can kill a business.

"Such-n-such store would rather you go somewhere else since they hired a bunch of people to block the aisles"

Either that or accidentally on purpose run over as many as I can with a full cart me
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I would politely tell the store manager I was going to tear off his head and shit down his neck. :)
 

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