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I worked with a guy that had a Corvair converted Baja Bug. It sounded very badass and could scoot. I'm pretty sure he kept a spare transaxle ready for the inevitable.

Ralph Nader was largely responsible for killing off the Corvair because it crushed like a beer can in an accident. It wasn't like a proper car that was a battering ram and sustained little damage in a crash. Fast forward 20 years and it turns out crushing like that absorbs energy and SAVES the occupants. All cars do that now. Moral of the story: Maybe journalist should spend more time trying to understand the engineering and less time offering their stupid opinions.

I often wonder how GM engineers got that past management? Alien technology, I guess.
 
Ralph Nader was largely responsible for killing off the Corvair because it crushed like a beer can in an accident.
I think the big thing was the early ones (Gen1?) had issues with the rear wheels folding under during hard cornering and the later versions were people didn't know how to set tire pressures correctly. I think the rear were 35psi and front 20psi or something like that.

Don't forget the Ford Exploder fiasco where OE Firestone tires were blowing out because no one knew how to check their own tire pressures... :rolleyes:
 
I think the big thing was the early ones (Gen1?) had issues with the rear wheels folding under during hard cornering and the later versions were people didn't know how to set tire pressures correctly. I think the rear were 35psi and front 20psi or something like that.

Don't forget the Ford Exploder fiasco where OE Firestone tires were blowing out because no one knew how to check their own tire pressures... :rolleyes:
Even today, I submit the vast majority of people don't own a pressure gauge or know how to check your pressure. Yes I know most new cars have TPMS. Mine does too. I still own and use a pressure gauge and have a compressor in the garage.

I see people driving around on low to flat tires.
 
Then you get those flunkies at SOME of the oil change & tire shops that look at the sidewall MAX Pressure, and air up your tires to that, instead of what's on the doorframe or glovebox label from the factory regarding proper pressures...not all, but many of these guys do that. (shaking my head...)

I check our own pressures here at the house and maintain them. But I'm done working on cars unless it's an emergency fix I can do.
 
I worked with a guy that had a Corvair converted Baja Bug. It sounded very badass and could scoot. I'm pretty sure he kept a spare transaxle ready for the inevitable.

Ralph Nader was largely responsible for killing off the Corvair because it crushed like a beer can in an accident. It wasn't like a proper car that was a battering ram and sustained little damage in a crash. Fast forward 20 years and it turns out crushing like that absorbs energy and SAVES the occupants. All cars do that now. Moral of the story: Maybe journalist should spend more time trying to understand the engineering and less time offering their stupid opinions.

I often wonder how GM engineers got that past management? Alien technology, I guess.
Comic genius Ernie Kovacs was said to be the inspiration for Nader. Kovacs got killed in his Corvair. Kovacs was the Pee Wee Herman of his day.

I read that the main reason the Corvair was accident prone was the tendency of the half axle to "tuck under" in a sharp turn at high speed, causing the car to flip over. This was solved with a sway bar. Nader didnt care. He became famous attacking GM.

The Corvair was arguably the most brilliant, innovative design GM designers came up with in that era. Just goes to show you that the best doesn't always win. Ironically, small economy cars from Europe and Japan ate GM and Ford's lunch in that category.

I have a Corvair Monza Spider on my bucket list. Survivor only. Not one that's been f--ked with.
 
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Comic genius Ernie Kovacs was said to be the inspiration for Nader. Kovacs got killed in his Corvair. Kovacs was the Pee Wee Herman of his day.

I read that the main reason the Corvair was accident prone was the tendency of the half axle to "tuck under" in a sharp turn at high speed, causing the car to flip over. This was solved with a sway bar. Nader didnt care. He became famous attacking GM.

The Corvair was arguably the most brilliant, innovative design GM designers came up with in that era. Just goes to show you that the best doesn't always win. Ironically, small economy cars from Europe and Japan ate GM and Ford's lunch in that category.

I have a Corvair Monza Spider on my bucket list. Survivor only. Not one that's been f--ked with.
So you like the 1st Gen cars? Mine would be a 1966 Corsa updated to modern specs with disc brakes etc.
 
Wrong topic.
 
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Yep, them Cheetos still need guarding...

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Comic genius Ernie Kovacs was said to be the inspiration for Nader. Kovacs got killed in his Corvair. Kovacs was the Pee Wee Herman of his day.

I read that the main reason the Corvair was accident prone was the tendency of the half axle to "tuck under" in a sharp turn at high speed, causing the car to flip over. This was solved with a sway bar. Nader didnt care. He became famous attacking GM.

The Corvair was arguably the most brilliant, innovative design GM designers came up with in that era. Just goes to show you that the best doesn't always win. Ironically, small economy cars from Europe and Japan ate GM and Ford's lunch in that category.

I have a Corvair Monza Spider on my bucket list. Survivor only. Not one that's been f--ked with.
We had a beautiful red '66 Corvair when I was a kid that I wish I had today. Just a gem. And my Dad's boss had a Corsa back then.

Nader was a dweeb.
 

A note to @Racer88

You might consider another forum subject in the Cantina that is for off the wall videos that cover all sorts of topics that aren't jokes, or not appropriate for full discussions. There are plenty of single videos all over the place that folks see on Twitter, Tik Tok, Youtube, etc..., where they don't fit into the jokes thread, nor are they a fit for lengthy discussions in other forums. I have seen other users here probably with the same dilmema post videos in this joke thread that aren't jokes, but merely unique videos to share. I could have started one in it's own for this video, but stuck it here in the jokes category.

Because there are so many videos online, it would appear that they would need their own main forum headline IMHO. I have dealt with this for awhile and have wanted to post videos up, but didn't feel like they should be in the jokes thread? Just like the one above.

@BeerHunter used the WUT emoji to respond to the video above. I guess he's asking what the guard is doing and what's the joke here???? It's not a video meant as a joke. It's a Royal Guard acknowledging the kid's action out of respect to the kid and letting the kid know in the best way the guard can without breaking the protocol of interacting with the public. It's what the guards do. Rarely do they give a reaction to folks that interact with them. Typically when they do react, they are shouting or telling someone to move and quit acting like an idiot because the person is trying to provoke the guard to react or simply harassing them. In this video, the guard is showing respect to the kid. The kid will remember this for the rest of his life and tell his friends when he is grown up that he got a reaction from a Royal Guard. Something very, very hard to do. I don't know if folks know about the Royal Guards, but they are supposed to remain mostly motionless unless it is necessary to move, or they are doing their duties. I thought everyone knew this, but I did live in London for some time.

Sidenote:
I have never seen the guards move before reacting to a person and I lived pretty close to Buckingham Palace for a couple of years less than a mile away directly between Hyde Park and the Palace at Knightsbridge/Sloane St/ Brompton Road intersection. The changing of the guards riding horses would go by each day as I walked the dog through Hyde Park. She was a herding dog, so she always wanted to chase the horses, so I took her out to pee pee before they came by each day. One day, she was loose and she took off after them and boy oh boy was that a pain getting her back. I didn't ever let her off the leash after that. She was a great dog, but her one caveat was chasing critters no matter how big they were. She was a foot tall at most, but not scared of anything. She was a Sheltie so very smart, but liked her food bowl and chasing things that run or move. And on the other corner of the park was "Speaker's Corner". If you ever wanted to hear some nonsense, you would go to that corner. I only did it once or twice. It gets old hearing the whining and rambling of British politics and extraneous thoughts! Hey! that sounds like some things in this forum!
 
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So you like the 1st Gen cars? Mine would be a 1966 Corsa updated to modern specs with disc brakes etc.
Definitely. Any car that broke the mold and was innovative.

Another one of my all time favorites is the 1961 T bird.

Also... some other favs

1959 Impala
1958 Nash Metropilitan
1960 Chrysler Imperial convertible
1959 Lincoln Continental Mk3
1956 Studebaker Hawk
 
1961 T-Bird!! YES!!!!!
I remember as a little kid seeing a T-Bird that had that body style - which I believe lasted thru 66 - and thinking that was the coolest car I ever saw. To me, it looked like a rocket ship inside.
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1953 Studebaker Commander Starliner.
Looks like an Italian design. Beautiful. What a shame modern cars have no style. You have to get an exotic or close to it to get anything that doesn't look like every other car on the road.
 
A note to @Racer88

You might consider another forum subject in the Cantina that is for off the wall videos that cover all sorts of topics that aren't jokes, or not appropriate for full discussions. There are plenty of single videos all over the place that folks see on Twitter, Tik Tok, Youtube, etc..., where they don't fit into the jokes thread, nor are they a fit for lengthy discussions in other forums. I have seen other users here probably with the same dilmema post videos in this joke thread that aren't jokes, but merely unique videos to share. I could have started one in it's own for this video, but stuck it here in the jokes category.

Because there are so many videos online, it would appear that they would need their own main forum headline IMHO. I have dealt with this for awhile and have wanted to post videos up, but didn't feel like they should be in the jokes thread? Just like the one above.

@BeerHunter used the WUT emoji to respond to the video above. I guess he's asking what the guard is doing and what's the joke here???? It's not a video meant as a joke. It's a Royal Guard acknowledging the kid's action out of respect to the kid and letting the kid know in the best way the guard can without breaking the protocol of interacting with the public. It's what the guards do. Rarely do they give a reaction to folks that interact with them. Typically when they do react, they are shouting or telling someone to move and quit acting like an idiot because the person is trying to provoke the guard to react or simply harassing them. In this video, the guard is showing respect to the kid. The kid will remember this for the rest of his life and tell his friends when he is grown up that he got a reaction from a Royal Guard. Something very, very hard to do. I don't know if folks know about the Royal Guards, but they are supposed to remain mostly motionless unless it is necessary to move, or they are doing their duties. I thought everyone knew this, but I did live in London for some time.

Sidenote:
I have never seen the guards move before reacting to a person and I lived pretty close to Buckingham Palace for a couple of years less than a mile away directly between Hyde Park and the Palace at Knightsbridge/Sloane St/ Brompton Road intersection. The changing of the guards riding horses would go by each day as I walked the dog through Hyde Park. She was a herding dog, so she always wanted to chase the horses, so I took her out to pee pee before they came by each day. One day, she was loose and she took off after them and boy oh boy was that a pain getting her back. I didn't ever let her off the leash after that. She was a great dog, but her one caveat was chasing critters no matter how big they were. She was a foot tall at most, but not scared of anything. She was a Sheltie so very smart, but liked her food bowl and chasing things that run or move. And on the other corner of the park was "Speaker's Corner". If you ever wanted to hear some nonsense, you would go to that corner. I only did it once or twice. It gets old hearing the whining and rambling of British politics and extraneous thoughts! Hey! that sounds like some things in this forum!
I'm very familiar with Royal guards protocol (was stationed in England for 2 years, 1982-1984). My "WUT" emoji response was to the "Guard reacts with Kindness" title (wasn't your choice of title, I know). However, since that was THE ONLY way the guard could react AT ALL w/o breaking protocol, one must infer that was "kindness" and since he was reacting to a kid dressed as a guard, it's likely the correct inference! However, there's no way to really know the guard's actual emotion in reacting that way! That was my [perhaps pedantic] reasoning for selecting the "WUT" emoji! And now we've used up a lot of thread real estate in something akin to the title of a Shakespeare Play, Much Ado About Nothing, LOL! ;)
 
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