All these "cheapie" flashlights from the big retailers must source their switches from the same company.

That "feature" has kept me from buying many, many lights in the past. I'm staring at my (empty) 2 & 4-cell Mag-Lites waiting for a mission.
Back in the tween days, I got rapped in the back of the head with a 4-cell by a grumpy LEO after running from him into a bramble of thorns where he was able to catch up with me.

It was more of a "love tap" and after a severe chewing out, I was allowed to go on my way. Back then we didn't consult a lawyer after popo-administered justice--we knew we dun wrong and felt no need to transfer blame.