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Woman stops 12 ft gator with .22 pistol!
"Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol." Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.
Here's her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water.
It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.
"If I had not had my little Ruger 22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took.
The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!"
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So, would the arfcom crowd make panty puddin' over this, or try to sue?

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Hopefully, The Lion King won't be as insightful as The Simpson's...
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When you train your dog to know who to pull for on game day...

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When your female co-workers leave you a subtle hint...
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When you know there's not one, but you still look around for the coyote...
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Even worse when you get the beans above the frank...
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When the combo to the Boob room is 8008. That folks is called a memory trick. You're not going to forget that number...
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Geezer points if you know who this is and the significance of what he's holding...

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