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Course Name: Hawkanomics 101
Syllabus: Freshman Gen Z Basic Investment course via SmartPhone and Socail Networking
Tuition: Minimum $250K USD
"Elective" Credit Hours at completion: 20 minutes

Course Description & Student Review:
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I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do.

When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions.

I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan from the bank and then put everything on $tuah the second it released.

For the first 20 minutes I was in a state of literal euphoria. I was worth tens of millions of dollars and could see the generational wealth being accumulated in front of my eyes;- My parents would have finally, after years, been able to quit their 2nd jobs that they started working in order to allow me to stream from home full-time.

Me and my girlfriend would be able to go on real date nights after over a year of scrounging pennies.- I’d be able to tell my grandmother that she doesn’t have to give me her insulin money so I could buy WoW memberships and RP.

And then it all came crashing down. In the span of minutes, I lost everything, tens of millions reduced to tens of thousands.I’m still in a state of shock.I really don’t want to force my 63 year old father to start working a 3rd job, but I see no other option at this point.

Fuck you, Hailey Welch.
You ruined my life, I hope you rot in prison.


View: https://twitter.com/doaenel/status/1864667431995892093

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USApat said:
Course Name: Hawkanomics 101
Syllabus: Freshman Gen Z Basic Investment course via SmartPhone and Socail Networking
Tuition: Minimum $250K USD
"Elective" Credit Hours at completion: 20 minutes

Course Description & Student Review:
=============================

I’m so fucked and I don’t know what to do.

When the Hawk Tuah girl announced that she’d release a coin, I genuinely thought it would be my shot at making millions.

I convinced my parents to take out a 2nd mortgage on the house, liquidated all my assets, took out a 6 figure loan from the bank and then put everything on $tuah the second it released.

For the first 20 minutes I was in a state of literal euphoria. I was worth tens of millions of dollars and could see the generational wealth being accumulated in front of my eyes;- My parents would have finally, after years, been able to quit their 2nd jobs that they started working in order to allow me to stream from home full-time.

Me and my girlfriend would be able to go on real date nights after over a year of scrounging pennies.- I’d be able to tell my grandmother that she doesn’t have to give me her insulin money so I could buy WoW memberships and RP.

And then it all came crashing down. In the span of minutes, I lost everything, tens of millions reduced to tens of thousands.I’m still in a state of shock.I really don’t want to force my 63 year old father to start working a 3rd job, but I see no other option at this point.

Fuck you, Hailey Welch.
You ruined my life, I hope you rot in prison.


View: https://twitter.com/doaenel/status/1864667431995892093

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I'm a fairly smart dude (but admittedly not a financial expert)... and I have no idea what a "meme coin" is or how such "digital currency" can have ANY value AT ALL.

It's true what they say, "A fool and his money... are soon parted."
 
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