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Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized With Dangerously Low Blood Alcohol Level

LUXEMBOURG — According to eyewitnesses at the Grand Duke's palace, Nancy Pelosi was rushed to the hospital earlier today after her blood alcohol level plunged dangerously.

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Joe Biden Pardons Wife Jill For Impersonating A Doctor

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the latest round of mass pardons, President Joe Biden made waves by issuing a pardon to his wife, Jill, for impersonating a doctor.

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Mysterious User 'OrangeMan47' Snatches Up All Border Wall Materials In Online Auction

U.S. — Just days after news leaked that President Joe Biden was quietly selling unused border wall construction materials via online auction, presumably as a gesture of defiance against incoming President Donald Trump, a mysterious user named "OrangeMan47" swooped in to purchase every listing.

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[MikedaddyH]

Surprised Jill Biden isn't booking Air Force One to Luxembourg to find those stairs Nancy Pelosi fell down. So Joe can have turn.

 

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New Jersey Home Delivery!

This was a legit post by Tump on Truth Social earlier today, and not posted by someone' parody account.

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

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When you're hunting over a baited field for pot heads...

 

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Where the Sumo Wrestlers hang out...

 

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