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[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/TyTheFisch/status/1911783793846894720

PS... Ummm... does that look like a flying phallus??? Ironic with an all-female crew!

 

[Bongo Lewi]

Publicity stunt. I don’t understand what good this spacecraft is. Carnival ride?

 

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/Awesomevideos07/status/1911737193996886456

 

[Bobster]

Crew full of kommunists...
Jeffy & the Pussycats?

 

[Bongo Lewi]

Hmmm... Ten minutes. A seven-way in the upper atmosphere? I can do it in three minutes.

 

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1912291189518397614

 

[seniormoment]

 

[seniormoment]

 

[no4mk1t]

When Mr. Spock is Capt. Obvious...

 

[Racer88]

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[Racer88]

 

[Bobster]

I used to hang with the owner of this farm, dated his sister. I have another aerial of a different setup once I find it in the archives. This is an amazing maize maze, if you haven't figured that out.



Happened to be watching The Twilight Zone the other night in the shop. This is the episode of the disappearing astronauts. Circa early 1960s. I won't spoil it for you but I thought it was funny how they are both smoking IN the hospital room...

 

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/RealDonKeith/status/1912496724888690887

 

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1912638466539631091

 

[seniormoment]

Pick your favorite. They forgot “crimeny moses” and “crimnitly”, as mom used to reply quite often. Any additional ones you can come up with?

 

[seniormoment]

 

[Bobster]

@seniormoment Who's the chick on the left?

 

[Racer88]

@seniormoment Who's the chick on the left?

A redhead nurse.

 

[Bongo Lewi]

I don't care for her cheeks.

 

[Racer88]

I don't care for her cheeks.

yeah... but red head!