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When I was in H.S., I had a white car with a black vinyl top. The birds that ate berries would shit purple on the white paint, and the ones that didn't would shit white on the black vinyl top. 😡

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no4mk1t said:
The birds that ate berries would shit purple on the white paint, and the ones that didn't would shit white on the black vinyl top. 😡
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When I was up in Newport, RI, the seagulls would WAIT for you to get out of your car THEN they would shit on you! 😠 And if you had a convertible with the top down, forget it! :eek:
 
The engineer who developed the first Motorola flip phone said he designed it after the Star Trek communicator.

It would seem Sci-Fi inspires peeps to make Sci-Fi real.

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Since modern cars no longer have the "crotch cooler" a/c vent under the steering wheel, necessity has become the mother of invention once again. Our bros in FL might really appreciate one of these!

As with most things these days, Amazon has it. I wonder if there's a pink "Kitty Cooler" version for the ladies? 🤔

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no4mk1t said:
Since modern cars no longer have the "crotch cooler" a/c vent under the steering wheel, necessity has become the mother of invention once again. Our bros in FL might really appreciate one of these!

As with most things these days, Amazon has it. I wonder if there's a pink "Kitty Cooler" version for the ladies? 🤔

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Aha! But is there a "reverse" switch to turn it into an "auto-suck?"
 
Damn! Been raw doggin it all these years when I coulda had it other than rare...
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