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Never buy a car that needs "software updates"...

First BMW requiring a subscription fee to make the heated seats you already paid for work. Now Mercedes is offering to unlock the full potential of the car you already paid for for $1200/yr. How long before you must pay a ransom for the heater to work or the windows roll down?

The upside is you get to laugh at the Bimmer and Benz boiz when buyers remorse sets in... 🤣

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no4mk1t said:
Never buy a car that needs "software updates"...

First BMW requiring a subscription fee to make the heated seats you already paid for work. Now Mercedes is offering to unlock the full potential of the car you already paid for for $1200/yr. How long before you must pay a ransom for the heater to work or the windows roll down?

The upside is you get to laugh at the Bimmer and Benz boiz when buyers remorse sets in... 🤣

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How much for the auto-suck?

As a "car guy," I will NEVER buy a car that requires a subscription for any feature. It's a deal-breaker.

Well... except maybe if they offer auto-suck.
 
Racer88 said:
How much for the auto-suck?

As a "car guy," I will NEVER buy a car that requires a subscription for any feature. It's a deal-breaker.

Well... except maybe if they offer auto-suck.
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It's auto-suck the money out of your wallet...🤬
 
Racer88 said:
I was thinkin' of somethin' else! :outta here:
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If they're holding your heated seats for ransom, think how much the subscription for the auto Glory Hole would be...:rolleyes:
 
no4mk1t said:
If they're holding your heated seats for ransom, think how much the subscription for the auto Glory Hole would be...:rolleyes:
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Well, and worse than that -it is an EV, so it doesn't even have a tail-pipe...:unsure:
 
The two reactions to a really big dick... 😳

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The day the heifers converge on Wal-Mart... 🤢

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This is true, I looked it up before posting.

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