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[no4mk1t]

The perfect Christmas gift for that Darwin Award candidate we all know...

 

[no4mk1t]

When it's "Career Day" at school and you wish you would have said you wanted to be an accountant...

 

[no4mk1t]

A marketing angle Ford never exploited. They could have had a special edition in pink.

 

[no4mk1t]

Start looking up some of them mean girls from High School...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

 

[no4mk1t]

Tis the season to be jolly...

 

[no4mk1t]

 

[Troyboy429]

 

[Racer88]

This is what happens when you ask the sports guy to do the weather outside in the cold....


View: https://twitter.com/MarkWoodleyTV/status/1605961457337712640

 

[Racer88]

Police called after 'Cousin Eddie' holiday display spooks neighbor

Police in Shepherdsville, Kentucky, had a surprise when they responded to a call about a man exposing himself. It wasn't a man; rather, it was a "Cousin Eddie" mannequin.

www.foxnews.com

 

[no4mk1t]

For those that have fallen asleep on watch...

 

[no4mk1t]

For that BIL you never really liked. Secret Santa to the rescue!!

 

[no4mk1t]

And you wonder why your wife/GF can't measure...

 

[no4mk1t]

How to tolerate the family chaos on Christmas...

 

[no4mk1t]

When you don't buy any yourself because Christmas is coming, but going Commando by Christmas Eve is starting to look likely...

 

[no4mk1t]

When you live in California and your muscle car only gets 12 mpg when you drive it easy and gas is $6.00/gal.

 

[no4mk1t]

When you find out how much the dealership wants for a new mirror that should cost $100 tops...

 

[no4mk1t]

Christmas shopping season Savage!

 

[no4mk1t]

When we're counting this against your carbon footprint...

 

[Secret Squirrel]