"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

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Not sure who got burned worse on this one...
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This is true.
Bourbon St. smells nothing like bourbon, or soft soap...
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Woody's agent must not have got him royalties on DVD's, streaming, and rentals.
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If you're microaggression sensitive, do not even read.... But I'm writing some of these down!!
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Yep, when I was a kid, we used to call out stupid stuff. Now kids get a trophy for it...
I'm going to have to search and see if there are any more "Pattonisms"...

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When you're 11 and are putting off learning about regret until 16.
And you're 13 and have never traveled anywhere without cell coverage.
That thing we used to call common sense is now rare. And this is how it got there...
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When your memory for names is bad, but it's worth the $8 cause she knows how to do that twisty thing....
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When you tell the sign painting guy to come up with something that will really make a "splash"...

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