"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

no4mk1t said:
Bring a tube of Astroglide, and a tube of Polygrip, and don't mix them up...
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The older granny is in better shape!
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“I shall give every trick-or-treater Circus Peanuts…mwahahaha!”

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The Middle East summed up in a toon...

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When you look up "conundrum" on Wikipedia and this is the pic illustrating it...

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A torniquet and a suitcase of Bud Light's and Dylan still couldn't make it...

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How to ride a Segway and not look gay...

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When it's time to update your profile pic on Tinder cause the old one ain't reelin' them in...

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One for our Navy and sea going Marine Vets...

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no4mk1t said:
One for our Navy and sea going Marine Vets...

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"Knee-knockers."

Almost EVERY GQ we had would go like this over the 1-MC...

"General Quarters, General Quarters. All hands man your battle stations. The route of travel is forward and up to starboard, down and aft to port. Set material condition 'Zebra' throughout the ship."

Moments later...

"Medical emergency, medical emergency.... Medical emergency at location (insert frame numbers here)."

Sound familiar @Michele? :)
 

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