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Their names must be Neil and Peg...
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This couple swapped roles for their wedding as a sign of commitment to each other
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Thoughts?

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Warhammer said:
Idiots.
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Yes, but this is a joke thread.
The humor is based on two things.
Them doing the role reversal thing.
And the names I gave them.
We'll see if their dedication carries over into the wedding night... :p
 
seniormoment said:
I think she is full of gasses. If people like this would just keep their mouths shut it could possibly reduce the carbon emissions to a much lower level.
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I think she needs to hold her breath permanently so she no longer contributes to the CO2 "problem". :devilish:
 
Racer88 said:
Holy fuckin' shit. Reminds me of the GA congressman Hank Johnson who questioned whether assigning additional Marine Corps troops on Guam would "capsize the island." He was dead serious.
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That's why I said she should marry him in the sentence just above the video link I posted. ;)

They are both dead seriously dumb!
 
seniormoment said:
I think she is full of gasses. If people like this would just keep their mouths shut it could possibly reduce the carbon emissions to a much lower level.
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She ran for mayor not long ago and lost. Thank the lord!
 
USApat said:
That's why I said she should marry him in the sentence just above the video link I posted. ;)

They are both dead seriously dumb!
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Ha! I missed that by going straight to the video.
 
Bobster said:
Passing this test with 70% (14/20 correct) should be the minimum for getting a Voter ID card. Hell, I'd even accept 60%. :rolleyes:

2008 Civics Practice Test | USCIS
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Haha! Passing civics tests?

You're really not gonna like this one 👉 REASONABLE IMPEDIMENT.
Read the form below.

Read the last checkbox in Box 3 on the form and all the other selections available. Note the innocuous open-ended wording of these four words "or other required document" . These four words gives a green light to vote for anyone on the planet who signs this form. Read the form. You'll understand. Pay attention to the top too. It tells you what to do with your mail in vote request with an exclamation point!

You send this form with your mail-in vote request and you can do it by email and then they will mail your vote by mail form to whatever address you provide on the mail in vote request. It could be any address. And doing this by email? And then allowing vote harvesting?

Texas has one of these forms too and is the most important state right now which could permanently change the swing of the electoral map if flipped blue. People filling out this form are the constituents to Sheila Jackson Lee and part of the reason why she ran for mayor. Remember covid and vote by mail that can't be traced? Same deal here. This is why they're shipping the illegal aliens in by plane and filling Houston and other cities with invaders.

And do you really think they're not gonna include this in New York/New Jersey's welcome packet that has a $10K credit on a prepaid debit card? They give them travel plans along with housing resources, food resources, court resources, legal resources, etc.... This is what the non-profits do. (You know, the same non-profits that don't have to pay taxes). There are A LOT of Mexicans running Catholic churches now, particularly in Texas. Go read the last names on the management at a lot of these churches and non-profits. And if you look at the last names of the attorneys, they are predominately Mexicans that have been here awhile and smart enough to have gone to school.

I have volunteered at a food pantry with a Church to help in the past. I did it for a decently long time and then quit based on what I was seeing. It was totally run by Mexicans. And the majority folks in line were Mexicans and many were illegal. Most of the folks helping at the church were nice people, but I could see what was happening and I quit working there. This was years ago. It has been going on for awhile. I have seen the forms and assistance provided. I speak from experience here. And one last thing they do at food pantries is have a person come around with voter registration forms when they hand out food. They are not biased talking with the homeless, they just hand them the form. They don't need to be biased. They are buying their votes with food. They will also give rides to voting locations on election day and drive them back to the church. This happens. Go volunteer at a large church. You will see.

No, this is a lot more organized than requiring a civics exam.

Not to hijack a joke thread, but this is a real problem and it's all happening now.


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