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Anyone else ever needed one of these for a parking space pirate?

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Yep.
Imagine basic training if it comes to another draft.
The "Butterball Brigade" will be the largest group of inductees.
Followed by the "Rainbow Warriors".
Will the 4F's outnumber the 1A's?
Since so many are atheist or agnostic now, will there be any conscientious objectors? Maybe Section 8's will take their place.

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Yep.
Imagine basic training if it comes to another draft.
The "Butterball Brigade" will be the largest group of inductees.
Followed by the "Rainbow Warriors".
Will the 4F's outnumber the 1A's?
Since so many are atheist or agnostic now, will there be any conscientious objectors? Maybe Section 8's will take their place.

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Klinger was for comedic effect on a show that started as a comedy and drifted into a drama by the time it ended. I always like the earlier episodes because of that.

One might also recall the book/film Catch-22.
The jist of it was that if you tried to say you were crazy to get out of combat, that proves you're not crazy because self preservation is not an act of the insane. :unsure:
 
He could have made a fortune as a "cunning linguist". ;)

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When you know that this person is not living in a Muslim country and is pretending on 2 levels.
What level of mental retardation has to exist for someone to do this knowing that the culture they are emulating would kill them within an hour of discovering their true identity. And you can screech "mis-gendering" all you want. You're still getting flung off the roof.

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Right up there with the braille buttons on the drive up ATM...

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When the lust dies, you'd better be best friends...you're going to need each other in old age. :oops:

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When you know that this person is not living in a Muslim country and is pretending on 2 levels.
What level of mental retardation has to exist for someone to do this knowing that the culture they are emulating would kill them within an hour of discovering their true identity. And you can screech "mis-gendering" all you want. You're still getting flung off the roof.

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When you know that this person is not living in a Muslim country and is pretending on 2 levels.

I do believe the black American electrical plug in the background gives it away. Anyone who has lived abroad spots the difference immediately.

220 volt plugs in most of the world.
 
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The ultimate sliding scale...

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Whippersnappers don't know how good they have it.
Imagine a world with only a handful of channels. If memory serves, we had 5 VHF and a couple of UHF with grainy reception.
No VCR to record the show. Your ass had to be in front of the TV at the appointed hour if you wanted to see it. If you missed it, you had a second chance to see it in reruns in the summer.
With all that, the content was better than today. Who else finds themselves watching the old shows instead of the stuff Hollywood is churning out today?

The CRT (cathode ray tube) televisions were the most common form of home entertainment in the '70s. These bulky televisions featured a large glass screen that used cathode ray tubes to display images. The picture quality, although primitive by today's standards, was considered revolutionary at the time. CRT TVs utilized antennas to receive broadcast signals and required careful positioning to ensure a clear reception; they were equipped with manual knobs to adjust settings such as brightness, contrast, and color saturation.
The screens emitted a soft, warm glow, a stark contrast to the bright, vivid images of today’s televisions. CRT TVs were typically housed in wooden cabinets that turned television sets into pieces of furniture, too. These early televisions were where families would gather to enjoy moments of shared entertainment. With few channel options to choose from, families would eagerly await their favorite shows to air, creating a sense of anticipation and a common cultural experience. This is much different from the on-demand programming we’re used to nowadays.

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