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There's gold in them thar red shirts...

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Lot of us geezers here.

Then you have the folks who only heard the G-n-R cover that will think they're part of the geezer club too.
Five Man Electric Band?

Got another. Who did “96 Tears”?
 
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I had to look into it, seems I am totally messed up thinking it was G-n-R. Damn, I gotta get my head checked.
It’s ok. I was a senior in high school when GnR hit it big, so they are one of my favorite bands. I was just checking to see if early onset Alzheimer’s was kicking in. Not a geezer yet, but on my way.
 
Ah... the good old days. You just dont see young people having fun at dance parties anymore.

Where do you find this stuff? :rolleyes: Does it show up in your gootoob feed? :unsure: Do you actively search for it? :eek: :D

My son's ex-GF was interesting, very nice and sweet, full-bosomed yet lean. They went out for a couple years, then on-again/off-again for a half-year. Broke up for good? a couple months ago. We went to a couple of her family gatherings and her parents/siblings were cool and very friendly and I had a good time and left with a full belly. :)

Anyhow, she was not necessarily goth but goth-ish. Had black Crocs with about 20 spikes on each. :eek: A pair of ripped, fringed, black, baggy goth-jeans with chains and rivets. Black, tall, platform boots. Spiked neck collar hanging from her rearview--I told her that would seriously fuck her up and blind her if she ever got into an accident and hit it! :eek: It was still there the last time I looked... :rolleyes: She wouldn't wear the stuff all the time but on occasion.

She started getting tats the past year from a shit "artist". :rolleyes: The first was one on her thigh supposed to be a "stairway to heaven". Stairs going to a black circle. "What's that?" me pointing at the circle. "That's the moon"--"sorry hon, it's not", I thought to myself... I can see if it was the OUTLINE of a circle. :rolleyes: Then she got one on her forearm! :eek: "Why did you get a mushroom on your arm? What's that mean?" "That's not a mushroom, it's a lamb." :rolleyes: My son didn't care that she had gotten tats but he had/has no desire to get any, 🙏 even though one of his co-workers does it as a "hobby" and her work is pretty good. Probably unrelated but the ex-GF is/was on anti-anxiety meds :unsure: and drove around with a bong in her car... :rolleyes:
 
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Looks like "Slimer" has been playing with matches down there. Yeah, green fire is not normal. Who you gonna call? 😯

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