"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

When the "other woman" is baaaad in the bedroom... :ROFLMAO:

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When taking one for the team takes on a whole new meaning... 😯
He better hope the other one isn't a "back seat driver"... o_O

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When IDGAF takes on physical form... :ROFLMAO:

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When you've never grilled in your life, but the Press Secretary wants a photo op.

Looks like the grill is not even lit.
Cutting board is brand new.
Must have bought the pre grilled hot dogs for the pic.

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There's a lot to be said for experience... ;)

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no4mk1t said:
He better hope the other one isn't a "back seat driver"... o_O
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So which one is he f*cking? The one with the flowers? :unsure:

The sister: "Can you guys keep it down! I'm trying to read and you're making too much noise!" ;)
 
no4mk1t said:
When you've never grilled in your life, but the Press Secretary wants a photo op.

Looks like the grill is not even lit.
Cutting board is brand new.
Must have bought the pre grilled hot dogs for the pic.

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Also... who uses the spatula to PLACE the raw burgers ON the grill?
 
Bobster said:
So which one is he f*cking? The one with the flowers? :unsure:

The sister: "Can you guys keep it down! I'm trying to read and you're making too much noise!" ;)
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I think so.
But since they share everything from the waist down, It's really both of them.
 
And the morale of the story is...always keep pineapple juice in the fridge.
😉


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I guess this is a thing amongst owners. Kinda like owning a Harley or a Jeep, but focused on the color in addition to the brand.
It seems the trend has elevated to the point of having tee shirts made now. There is even a youtube video singing the praise of the ABDR.

So, if you have one and pass another on the street, give the ABDR salute and shout "Sig Heil Ram" 🤘. (Hey, if you're going to join a cult, you need to be all-in, and it's easier to say than ABDR.)

And don't forget the 🤘. It's not official without it.




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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcO0N2xiLSo
 
no4mk1t said:
There is even a youtube video singing the praise of the ABDR.
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This one is over my head. ;)
Semi-relatedly, two of my neighbors have nearly identical red Ram 4-drs. They are across the street from each other. The only way to tell them apart is one guy is a contractor and always has saws and other shit visible in the bed. He also doesn't clean the brake dust from his wheels... :rolleyes:

I'd never buy a black vehicle. At least not here in FL. They are so much hotter inside and out and the sun kills the paint that much quicker. And red vehicles are more likely to be pulled over. White or silver are my faves. I'm still not sure about battleship gray... :unsure:
 
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