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Indeed. But then you have to learn how to drive one and not hit anything. :).

Speaking of that, I once bought a ticket for one of those submersible rides. We were not terribly deep but it's still a strange feeling to be sitting in a plastic bubble tooling around under the water. The engineer in me started wondering how much pressure that Lexan could handle.
I watched Marko Ramius more than once, navigate his vessel. I watched him last night again. Thors Twins was a gas. snort.

That lexan? oh my..
 
I'd do 'em both as long as he was paying me! :D
It's all in the eyes, Chico. She's a wild one. I'd trade her for Greta. Giorgia being the head of state and all. I'll bet she knows how to cook too.
 
I should have mentioned that Italian women are more dangerous than shotguns.

This was called out in the Godfather. It's not just a movie line. It's true.

French too. It's a Latin thing. My French wife would cut your heart out and eat it in front of you.
 
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When you could order a piece of ass from Sears, and pay for it on the installment plan...

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Remember this guy? Fucking Savage! :D His balls were as big as his boobs! ;)

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Ah, the black leather couch, hot dog "gravy", and a sign maker that doesn't use spell check.
Yeah baby, sign the release. You're going to be famous...and remember, it's good for your complexion... :rolleyes:

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Not to be upstaged by Cracker Barrel, Waffle House has redesigned their logo to reflect their shift in policies. In an attempt to give Waffle House a classier and more elegant image, folks engaging in brawls on the premises must now abide by the Marquis of Queensberry Rules for fighting. This will give patrons their best dining experience.

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