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First letter home from Marine Corps basic training:

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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.

The nun agreed.

A moment later, twoMilitary Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "! can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine."

The nun said, "I completely understand."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs."

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls...I don't want to go to Ukraine either."
 
Racer88 said:
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.

The nun agreed.

A moment later, twoMilitary Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "! can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine."

The nun said, "I completely understand."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs."

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls...I don't want to go to Ukraine either."
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Someone's going to hell for that one.
 

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