Military Funnies

[Racer88]

 

[no4mk1t]

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Yes, but just like with Bono at the Grammys, it's not used used in a sexual or bodily function context, so it's not obscene...
Now, can we change the subject, and pass the fuckin' potatoes Ma.

 

[Michele]

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Ain’t that the f n truth

 

[NavyVette]

I wish they'd told me this stuff when I retired in 1983

7 military things that somehow get you fired in the civilian world

Here are some military things that somehow get you fired in the civilian world that may have you meeting with HR.

www.wearethemighty.com

Especially #4 and #7

 

[NavyVette]

And, don't walk into a room full of people and yell out "Who's the MMFIC?"

 

[Racer88]

And, don't walk into a room full of people and yell out "Who's the MMFIC?"

HMFIC?

 

[NavyVette]

HMFIC?

Main Mother.....

 

[Racer88]

Main Mother.....

I've never heard it that way. Only HMFIC (head mother).

 

[Racer88]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pulE3bag6X4

 

[BeerHunter]

Funny comparing USMC and ARMY Basic Training "buzzcuts" to post-Basic Training haircuts in USCG, USN, and USAF!

However, I can assure you that my USAF Basic Training buzzcut was as closely cut as the other services and my girlfriend at the time has the photo I sent her in a box somewhere to prove it. She told me when I left for Basic not to, but of course, I just had to send her that photo anyway! She forgave me though and 3 years later became Mrs. BeerHunter, 41 years go and counting!

 

[NavyVette]

 

[Racer88]

My son, the Marine, liked this one.

 

[BeerHunter]

My son, the Marine, liked this one.

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I knew he would!

 

[no4mk1t]

Ah, the good ole days...

 

[no4mk1t]

 

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/SarahisCensored/status/1851385621941567902?t=WwhqxY3JYObamg5eXlohNQ&s=19

 

[NavyVette]

 

[NavyVette]

 

[Racer88]

Funny... and true!

View: https://x.com/TheLtColUSMC/status/1852668759510565100

 

[no4mk1t]

If you grew up in the 60's, this was a quaint pop song on the radio.

If you were a Vietnam Vet, in meant something entirely different.