"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

Give to your kids and watch the look of confusion because they have never heard of/done any of these things...

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I used to work WITH a D.A.R.E. Officer, is that close enough?:ROFLMAO: "Died of dysentery"? Sure, I remember doing that...:rolleyes:

But this needs: "laughed at people who still had 8-track players (me),
remember when phonograph records STOPPED being 'cool' (before they were again),
ate an OLD red M&M, then fought anxiety wondering if you were going to die suddenly of cancer,
*57'ed someone,
used a rotary phone,
remember when Crystal Pepsi was later replaced with 'Crystal FROM Pepsi', and felt cheated,
ordered from a paper mail-order catalogue,
bought chromed ANYTHING from J.C. Whitney,
had a neighbor who thought he was cool on his 'Big Wheel',
or bitched that Premium gas went over $1 a gallon in tiny mountain towns encountered on a road-trip.😂
 
"laughed at people who still had 8-track players (me),
I had an 8-track player (built into my Fisher receiver) that had RECORDING capability. I could record on blank 8-track tapes. How cool!
 
I had an 8-track player (built into my Fisher receiver) that had RECORDING capability. I could record on blank 8-track tapes. How cool!
Yep, had one of those too, but mine was a Panasonic.
The 8-Track is one technology that I do not miss. The cassette is not far behind.
Blue toothing your tunes to the car stereo from your phone is so wonderful in comparison.
 
When you're about to make all the penguins question their decision to enter the order...

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If they really want to raise awareness, shouldn't they be selling turtlenecks?...
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When you get that city girl down to the pond and get her to try a "Wild Corn Dog"...
🤣


 
Has Kanye struck a new sneaker deal? :unsure:
The "Ye French Renaissance"? o_O

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In Australia, a pool noodle is an essential riding mower accessory to defend against Kamikaze Emus.
This is quite irritating to the Aussies, who now do not have a free hand to hold their beer...
Personally, I would use a 45, but that option is no longer available to the blokes "down under".


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He needs someone to keep the papers from flying out...

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A "People of Wal-Mart" moment.

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This makes calling the "Help Desk" all clear now... 🙄

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Keep wiping until there is no Dark Side...

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