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no4mk1t said:
“Females At The First Chippendales Club, Los Angeles, 1979”

When you see a really big one up close for the first time.

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A high school buddy of mine became a male stripper at a Chippendales-like club in the Midwest. Besides making $7-800 a week, which was very good money back then, there were a lot of fringe benefits. He told me when he was dancing close to the crowd like this guy, he gravitated to the young chicks because they were all there having fun and laughing. The married, middle aged women you had to keep your distance because they were out of control. They would grab your crank or nuts and not let go. Literally hurt you.

Every job has it's hazards!
 
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no4mk1t said:
When you can't afford the lifelike mannequin, but you still want to use the HOV lane...

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I saw a guy with a mannequin on the NJ turnpike sometime around 1989-90. HOV lanes (and "jug handles") were a new thing to me. I did a triple take when I passed him. At first, it was a WTF moment. Then I realized what he was doing.
 
Joe Biden's Team After Press Conference

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Bongo Lewi said:
I cant shake the feeling that their frustration and the idea that the party is now a rudderless ship is a ruse. A red herring.

I'd feel better if they truly were so screwed up that this election is in a tailspin for them. Are they really that stupid?
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They’re not stupid, they always have a plan. Let’s not get too distracted and miss the real news. Why would they allow Joe to debate Trump if not to get rid of him and place another puppet in his place? He will be under the bus before November and Jill will lose her “sugar daddy”. IMO
 
NavyVette said:
Calls Trump his VP and says "I wouldn't have picked Trump to be VO is I didn't think she could handle it"
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I love it. Trump lives rent-free, 24/7 in the heads of all democrats.

Last night’s presser was perfect. Just enough mumbling and gaffes to remind people he is senile, but not enough to force him out of office or the campaign immediately. I am enjoying watching the democrats self-destruct and start eating each other. I want to watch them suffer all the way to Election Day.
 
Racer88 said:
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This is what happens when you cheat on your wife with the 21 year old social climber. Then years later you marry her. You get old and fragile and she becomes your cruel master.

I have always believed that in the end, you get exactly what's coming to you. When I reflect on every scumbag I ever crossed paths with personally or professionally, that axiom has held true.
 

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